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MISSED CONNECTION: I WANT OLIVIA TO TOUCH MY BANANA

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Yesterday you read all about our 15th anniversary party we held on Halloween that made people’s faces bleed, brains bubble, and genitals engorge. It was a gift of sorts to our ever-adoring readers and fans, but today we’re asking for a present from you guys in the form of some assistance in tracking down one lovely Irish lassie named Olivia who our former online operations guy fell in love with at said party.

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VICE are dreaming of chart glory

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“VICE are Staz, Luke, Scott and Kevin – 4 guys who mix raw soul, funk and outrageous rhythm to capture the mind and effortlessly activate the body, making it impossible for any music lover to ignore.” These are exciting times to be working at VICE. Read more »

15-year-old issue of Vice discovered!!

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This month marks Vice’s 15-year anniversary! Happy anniversary, awesome magazine that we work at. We were digging through ancient file cabinets in the basement trying to find old Vice photos or paraphernalia from the first few issues to have a hearty laugh at, but what we ended up with is so much more. We stumbled upon an entire issue of Vice from 1994 that was never published! We guess the editors were too stoned that month to actually finish it or something. Who knows. Anyway, we decided to go ahead and publish it now, in honor of 15 years of magazine-y excellence.

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Finally, a Vice jingle

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So you’ve got an incredible song you made up stuck inside your head and unfortunately you have no idea how to get it out of there because you don’t even know which way to hold a guitar. You should ask this guy Andrew what to do. Andrew is one of those very few people who’s shamelessly talented, but still very, very nice. In fact, Andrew is so nice that he’s utilizing his talent to help poor idiots who have an idea, but without any know-how. For the last years he has been tirelessly writing songs on request on his home page.

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NEW SITE

Vice has completely overhauled its website but Jesus maudite tabernak de chalice! Peut tu souce ma jambon gris sil te plait? Chrisse! Let’s get this straight: instead of eating the last issue and just shitting it on to the website we are going to put stuff up THE SECOND WE GET IT. Whether it’s in the issue or not. That means the website is going to have tons more shit on it than the magazine. For example, got a DO or a DON’T? Kabluie, it’s online. At least three DOs & DON’Ts a day are going to be here. That’s 90 a month you fucking cry babies! The magazine only has about 20. Same with articles. If the UK has a thing on British fry ups for the Food Issue we put on a condom and ram it into viceland right away. Shit, if any English speaking version of the magazine has something for the food issue we’re going to put it here. No more rooting around Vice Australia for their version. Instead of 20 Food articles like the magazine will have, the website is going to have, I don’t know, a hundred? This is an explosive diarrhea of everything the magazine has and WAY MORE. Understand? Will you stop crying now?