The Cribs played at the party last night, smearing blood all over their faces and punching the air with joy. See more pix from the party
Jane Stockdale took this photo. Look out for her work in the upcoming Vice Gallery exhibition.
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That’s right, buddy. Keep nodding, keep laughing, and keep feigning surprise and interest in whatever totally pointless, boring shit she’s telling you. Getting laid with Swedish 5s is so easy even a midget in toddler sneakers can do it.
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Only lesbians and nerds are into Lara Croft. If you are a truly healthy heterosexual male you should have a gray, furry boner right now because this piece of perfection makes you feel like an evil wolf. Sorry to sound so rapey. Of course consent is a big part of it, but truth be told this is a lot more appealing to men than some “kick ass” chick that does a backflip and then shoots the head off a rattlesnake.
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