Yep, Mikey passed away a few hours ago. Very sad news indeed. Our sincerest condolences go to Bubbles and Uri Geller and all who cared most about Michael.
As you’d expect, all news outlets have been frantically working themselves into a frenzy, tirelessly talking about something which is very clear cut: a man has died before his time. It follows the same tedious formula every time a famous person passes away. Read more »
The only thing worse than obnoxious teenagers in sportswear yelling at everyone and making assholes of themselves is incredibly cool-looking teenagers that make you feel like you missed out on the best years of your life. Thanks cocksuckers.
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While you and Cousin Geoff couldn’t lay your hands on any illegal hunting knives today, you can at least still watch his Faces of Death box set once you get back to the basement he lives in.
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