So Morrissey supposedly digs the “fourth sexuality”, right? Well, even that big old pansy would have to draw the line at the fifth. Metrosexuality is Australia’s new plague, according to The Herald Sun. A Melbourne party promoter has successfully banned metrosexuals from attending his new event, on the grounds that their presence encourages bar fights. “Low-cut V-neck T-shirts, skinny jeans, pointed white shoes” and “anyone who looks like David Beckham” will apparently be excluded from Lorca. There will also be a name-and-shame board, where serial offenders will have their photos posted – a line-up that will presumably look not unlike a failed boyband’s publicity press pack. Well, we don’t know about you guys in Australia, but in this sceptred isle, we have laws against discrimination on the basis of sexuality. Read more »
