Bloody scientists. If they’re not growing mice inside our ears, or piloting an experimental rocket full of denim into the sun, they’re trying to outmode the arm – nature’s mechanical arm. Read more »
Posts Tagged ‘Technology’
Killer robots in Sweden
All this stuff about robots…they seem so great right? But just when we start to trust these docile creatures they go all haywire on us and it’s starting NOW, no matter what inane creature the Japanese robot constructor showed us yesterday. A guy in Sweden was attacked by a huge robot built for lifting stones. Some reports say it grabbed him by the head and chucked him around and other reports say it simply whooped his ass like a trained killer collecting his debt (four broken ribs and a close-to-death experience, that is). You can make jokes about factory workers being dumb they might as well have rocks in their heads or even get alchemical and clever and talk about the Philosopher’s Stone (aka the brain) in relation to this incident, but we’d just prefer to back off the humor just in case the internet is friends with this machine of rage and wish this guy a safe and happy convalescence.
Rubbish porn technology
When it comes to technology the whole world is in constant awe of the Japanese. They live in houses built from lightweight emotional fabrics that fold into an average shirt pocket and their children are born with circuit boards in the back of their eyes. However, all the digital sushi on Earth won’t save them unless they start using their techy skills for something more useful than lame, boring, interactive “porn“. If I understood computers like them I’d be building a machine to stop meteors from crashing into earth, or to turn North Korea’s intergalactic death-ray into a flower pot that crapped money, not looking at girl’s pants. That’s what AA ads are for.
