Anabolic steroids will make you big, ravage your liver, shrink your balls, and, god forbid, help you grow a magnificent set of bitch tits. They won’t, however, make you stab proof. My buddy Julian learned this the hard way.
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Putting bare tits in overalls is always going to invite some rude approaches, but shrinking it down to lingeralls be prepared to spend your night fighting off endless waves of boner wolves.
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There’s something about a perfect 70s dad beard and tight Built by Wendy clothes that makes you look like the kind of guy that can bring the boat to the dock, jump out, and tie it up all by yourself while we all sit back and chortle, “Shit, Carl.”
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