While some of you knew about this long ago, many of you will be surprised (but not really) to learn that video games have finally decided to openly acknowledge their gayness. Good news, to be sure – they’d clearly been repressing it for a long, long time – but there’s a problem. Now that they’re out, they’re making up for lost time. They’re not content to just be gay. They’re being super, super, astronomically gay: not demure, clandestine Anderson Cooper gay; not shirtless and fencing George Takei gay; not even zesty, mincing, owning-the-caricature Scott Thompson gay, but gay in a way that used to only exist in the stereotypes of 13-year-old-glue-huffin’ heshers. Greased, ripped Rip Taylor on crantinis and amyl nitrate getting nailed by a rainbow gay. The proof? The upcoming European release of Muscle March. Read more »
