Welcome once again to our grimly insightful and honest column from a young British doctor. This week, Dr Moore remembers some chillingly stupid attempts to maintain a hard-on.
Dos and Dont’s
This started out as a joke but ended in boners.
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So you think it’s cute to whip out your little sausage roll and hold it up to a bum while you flash the camera a toothy grin? You like laughing at the homeless? You probably don’t even know that you can get instant penis cancer from touching their crust-covered 49ers jackets. Who’s laughing now?PS: You look like a German lesbian.
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