I’ve come six times today. Whatever. No big deal. My vagina currently feels like a piece of five-week-old deli meat and I’m finding it slightly difficult to walk, but it was totally worth it for those beautiful, magical, short bursts of ecstasy. God, I love porn. Read more »
Everyone hates mullets and dreads and redheads and Canadians with tiny backpacks but if you can pull it off you deserve the National Fuck You Award.
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It's fun to pretend we're better than Europeans but when you go to their "fancy dress" parties and see the amazing shit they do, it's hard to forget America was started by the stupid ones.
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