UH to the OH. This week Ron tackles the one issue that’s usually off-limits unless your father is an insufferable loudmouth who can’t be told he’s wrong. That’s right, we’re talking about politics, specifically the kind that makes people march up and down the streets of DC because they don’t want poor sick people to get well. Keep reading for the TRUTH.
Posts Tagged ‘politics’
Part-time Bastard: Headshot politics
This week I found hell by returning to my left-wing former workplace. It’s a progressive kind of hell, I’ll give it that, but hell nonetheless. What I figured out in hell is that right-wing media types are, at times, much more fun than left-wing media types. Read more »
Babes of the BNP
You no longer need to be a hatchet-faced National Front refugee to join the whites-only club. The fascist menace no longer wears jackboots. It no longer flags down the number 25 bus with a hearty “Sieg Heil”. Nope, ours is a new, gentler, more airbrushed age. Feminism’s here, so now girls can dig race hate too. As the BNP’s attempts to reposition itself as a mainstream party have advanced its perimeter far beyond the usual crewcuts-n-tats brigade, we spoke to three of the more acceptable new faces of the unacceptable. What a bunch of hotties! Phwoar! Makes you aroused to be British.
Rebecca Edwards
Manchester
Vice: How old are you?
Rebecca: 23.
What do you do for a living?
I’m a full-time mum.
Thanks for voting for the BNP, everyone!
Yeah great, having those douchebags representing England in Europe is going to be really fun, isn’t it? First they’ll beat up the Polish delegates, then come back to the UK and make me move to fucking Africa and carry my bag on my head. And it’s all because everyone hates Gordon Brown so much they can’t be bothered to turn up to the polling station. I get it, G Brown’s no Barry Obama, but how did anyone fall for the BNP? This is the kind of thing that turns me into Angry Young Black Guy. Do you remember when the BNP were something we could all laugh at? Remember the funny list of their members’ names and professions? Remember when they protested outside a church and then revamped their style? Those hate-filled weirdos were laughable bogeymen back then, now they want to put my mum on a boat.
ALFIE NAUGHTON
