Tight white jeans are like an honest friend who enthusiastically always offers the truth (even if you aren’t quite ready for it yet). They illuminate the bunz, exalt the crotch, attest for sluttiness or slobliness, indicate menstrual cycles, announce if a watery malt ball was allowed to squirt free. Just like the rare, sacred white buffalo, if you stealthily prowl in dense green forest landscapes, your husky big white butt will still be observed from miles away in those white jeans. Albino deer are always getting shot at because their whole body is white jeans!
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Posted on October 8th, 2009 | 6 Comments
Tagged: crusty, Fashion, iz you a freak or not, photos, tight white jeans
Last week, when I was getting my byline photograph taken for the right-wing rag I write for, the pretty blonde girl from L’Oreal doing my make-up said it was “brainlessly easy” to photograph for this paper. Basically, there are only two key looks for women (Stepford or battered wife), and it saves make-up artists a tonne of money because they only photograph women with particular “skin tones” (they get specialists in to do people like Alexandra Burke). Read more »
Posted on September 4th, 2009 | 6 Comments
Tagged: newspaper, photos, right-wing
You may remember the time last week when we gave you all a heads-up on the new competition we are running with Olympus. It’s the one where you submit your photographs to one of the four mentors: Alice Dellal, Daisy Lowe, Lovefoxxx and Miquita Oliver, for a chance to win the camera God would love to own. All you have to do is go here, look at which category you want to submit your work to, send it in, and then you may win a brand new camera and have your work displayed in a central London gallery. Pretty good deal for doing pretty much piss all. But just to make it even easier, here are four videos explaining what each of the mentors is looking for in their winner’s work. Read more »
Posted on August 19th, 2009 | 14 Comments
Tagged: Competition, dellal, lovefoxxx, lowe, miquita, olympus, photos, stories of the eye
There are so many ways you can ignore bands at a music festival. One of them is to take photos of attractive girls, and maybe they’ll want to do something stupid and fun, like jump into a freezing cold lake made at least 54 percent of sewage wearing super loose white tank tops. Yesterday we told you about that German festival called Melt!. Today we’ve got a “fashion” shoot from there of the aforementioned scenario.
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Posted on July 27th, 2009 | 8 Comments
Tagged: Festivals, girls, photos, skinny dipping
Angela Boatwright asked me to be one of the girls featured in her fashion spread for the Photo Issue. Having worked a slew of jobs in the fashion industry, I’ve been on my share of shoots – and none were as fun as getting naked with a bunch of other chicks in Spencer Sweeny’s Lower East Side loft (Sweeny was not there to witness the singular pleasure of an apartment full of primping soon-to-be naked girls. He was banished.) In a phone call beforehand, Angela explained to me that it was accessories-themed, featuring a handful of girls wearing nothing but belts and shoes. There were only two rules: no tattoos and no bush.
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Posted on July 24th, 2009 | 12 Comments
Tagged: nudes, photo issue, photos, Tattoos
Remember that letter we got a while back from a girl who wanted to partake of our wacky “experiments”? We told her fine, you want in, then go to a bar where people don’t recognize your likeness and see how many guys you can get to show you their nuts. We even gave her an incentive: £5 per sack, and prove it with Polaroids. If you are over 18 and still think vaginas are grosser than balls, you might want to take a look at this. Read more »
Posted on June 9th, 2009 | 16 Comments
Tagged: balls, challenge, photos, vaginas
Sony Ericsson is offering three lucky people from the UK the chance to become Sony Ericsson Smile Hunters. They will get to go to the most prestigious events, from fashion weeks to festivals and meet new people as a Sony Ericsson VIP. In return, the Smile Hunters will be challenged to capture as many smiling faces and possible and keep a blog along the way.
Sony Ericsson Smile Hunters will be given ‘Smile Hunting Kits’ containing a new Sony Ericsson Cyber-shot C510 or C905 Plus camera phone with innovative Smile Shutter technology, which detects a person’s smile and immediately takes the photograph - capturing the perfect smiling-shot every time.
If you don’t make it through to be an official Sony Ericsson Smile Hunter, there will also be a chance to take part in an exciting global Smile Hunter competition by submitting your own photos to the website.
IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A GREAT SONY ERICSSON SMILE HUNTER, VISIT WWW.SONYERICSSON.COM/SMILEHUNTER.
Posted on May 13th, 2009 | 3 Comments
Tagged: gurning, photos, smiling
My buddy Bill Philip, who I spent many happy years dossing at art school with, has a website called Fotos I’d Like to Fuck, it’s almost impossible to navigate but once you get the hang of it you’ll be rewarded with his somewhat bleak and impenetrable world view, brought to you via the mediums of photo, collage and video.
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Posted on February 4th, 2009 | 9 Comments
Tagged: bill, blog, colage, fotos i'd like to fuck, mobile phones, Music, philip, photos, video
You mean beware of his sweet puppy eyes?
Our friend Pegah’s was in India recently. Aside from an accelerating economy and not enough seats on the train, it also seems to be a country filled with pretty cool dogs.
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Posted on January 19th, 2009 | 5 Comments
Tagged: dogs, India, pegah faramand, photos
