People compete about being oppressed every day. If you’re not telling your friend you were chased home by bat-wielding jocks every single school day, you’re probably listening to your friend tell you that the jocks were meaner where they grew up and that the bats were twice the size and made of nettles. This is a microcosm of what groups of people have done throughout history. Here’s what an enlightened writer on a site called HubPages had to say: Read more »
The best way to guarantee no one ever breaks into your trailer is to combine the two things that civilization has, throughout history, been most afraid of: pirates (hence the Jolly Roger) and working-class British people (hence the Burberry). Nobody would dare fly a plane into this thing, much less try to burglarize it while the owners are at the bar drinking pints of black Sambuca and beating their children with spiked bats.
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I was never really remotely interested in being pissed on until... now. If it will turn that frown upside down, I guess I can be her human toilet for the rest of my life.
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