Yesterday you read all about our 15th anniversary party we held on Halloween that made people’s faces bleed, brains bubble, and genitals engorge. It was a gift of sorts to our ever-adoring readers and fans, but today we’re asking for a present from you guys in the form of some assistance in tracking down one lovely Irish lassie named Olivia who our former online operations guy fell in love with at said party.
Posts Tagged ‘party’
There’s a party for fans of films tonight, so let’s get loose
To celebrate the launch of our Film Issue, tonight we will be having a live audience with Terry Jones, Dario Argento, and Gaspar Noe. Not really, but we will have some bands playing, some free shots, and cheap drinks as usual. The Cheek and Youthless are playing live, while a bevy of people we know and got to DJ for cheap will be playing whatever they like with little regard for the audience’s feelings. And it’s free, of course. Those who arrive dressed up as gay superheroes get in even free-er, so see you there! Read more »
People I am stalking
Speaking of spying on people, I used to have a fairly gross addiction to Star, InTouch, Life & Style, and OK! magazines. I was buying ‘em weekly, burning through them like bacon-wrapped OxyContins. They were kind of like a masturbate-y, cracky, bulimic indulgence that left me feeling like a raw, cold Pop-Tart on a paper towel. And, every week, even after total regret and sitting in a puddle of dumb, wishing I had my time and money back, I still blood-thirstily went back for more. Now, after years of rotting my brain with celebrity pics, I need more and more people pics to satiate my photo fix. Heroin is people!
Party at the Old Blue Last tonight, with free booze
Presumably to celebrate the fact that someone has painted the outside of the Old Blue Last to make it look like an erotic, jungle-themed play pen, tonight, from 8 till 10, the OBL are kindly offering you FREE BOOZE. Let’s face it, you’re going to go, I’m going to go, I mean, what else did you have planned tonight? I had tickets to watch my friend’s stand-up show, but bollocks to him and his Paddy Ashdown impression, I’m going to get smashed and leer at people and dance on the bar till 12.30 AM. At which point I’ll probably walk home and call my ex-girlfriend to tell her what a bitch she is. And then I’m going to have a bath. You can come and watch that if you like.
Hey Ron! - My bender wrecked my mum’s fender
Tuesdays have an 80 percent chance of sucking, according to one informative mathematician in the office, and that’s precisely why we like to perk up the second crappiest day of the week with a little bit of Ron. Today’s plight was sent in by a young man who threw a party at his parents’ house when they were out of town and totaled his mother’s car in the process. Oops!
Goodbye Brazil, hello distinguished gentlemen
Say farewell to the Brazilian Issue. It was a fabulous bundle of religious children, coke wars, legendary architects, and a woman with an enormous arse. Say hello instead to The Conversations With Distinguished Gentleman Issue. Of course we’re having a party to launch the whole thing at The Old Blue Last on Thursday. You should come, we’ve got a live music band and everything!
Technology Issue Launch
The Technology Issue is here. If you wanted to know about switching monkeys’ heads while they are alive, home made sex toys, smuggling drugs in submarines or the terrifyingly desperate lives of Dubai’s construction-worker army then go here. We are having a party to celebrate tomorrow (Thursday) at the Old Blue Last. Playing live are Male Bonding, Internet Forever and Thee Fair Ohs and DJ sets from Fervent Moon, Get Me, and Flat 11. As always, it’s free, so see you there.
