We went to a surprise birthday party last night. As there is no such thing as a successful surprise party without little hats, balloons, and those things you blow into that screech and unroll, our friend Pegah went to a pound shop in Dalston, well, actually a 98p shop, to stock up. It turns out that 98p shops employ the most resourceful recyclers in the world. Read more »
Some chick I just met gave me this picture and then jumped out the window on to a moving truck. Since then I’ve been shot at, had my apartment blown up, and lost my dog. Does anyone out there know what the fuck is going on? Who are these people?
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Dear legislators in Atlanta,
Can you please come through New York and do a huge sweep of OUR wigger-flashers-in-a- permanent-state-of- getting-ready-for-bed?
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