We’re a cruel and boring bunch of idiots and the other day we were boringly and cruelly teasing our intern about getting kicked out of college for putting vodka in the punch at the prom. Then she told us the real reason that she was kicked out and now we’re not taking the piss anymore. Read more »
I’ve been there, brother—the deep pit of shame. Like the time I found out I had a UTI, then got upsettingly drunk and slept with a girl who looked like Drew Carey, then woke up and realized I’d missed my dentist appointment. This is one of those moments. Congratulations, sir, you are now a grown man.
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Wouldn’t it be awesome if nobody could find you for a few days and they eventually bump into you at some bar on 6th Street where you’ve been sitting with this guy for hours drinking whiskey and having a really long and complex conversation about calculus that nobody can understand?
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