I stick my finger up someone’s bum as much as three times a day. It doesn’t get any better with time, it’s always someone else’s shit on my finger. With any problem below the lungs, it seems necessary to insert a gloved digit up the anal passage and have a poke around. Read more »
You thought she’d left but she’s only ditched her friends and come back upstairs and now you are definitely going to fuck her tonight. This is how people marooned in shark-infested waters feel when they see the helicopters coming to save them.
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He’s hoping that girls will see his Mediterranean teddy bear face as soft and comforting, which is ironic because it’s making me want to punch away all the soft tissue on my knuckles.
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