Posts Tagged ‘message boards’
I have a wooden leg (and other insults)
About three years ago, a friend of mine asked me to join this random message board. From what I’ve understood, it’s like pretty much every other message board out there: a few hundred middle-aged retards who spend their workdays typing profanities at one another and uploading links to various obscure albums. It’s a world within itself where a person is judged as being a good poster by how badly they can upset others. I’m really good at upsetting people, so I threw myself into it with a real go-to attitude. The feeling I get from typing out “go kill your fucking self” to a half dozen random strangers, is equal to that of scratching a really good itch in a hard to reach place. But that makes people turn into wild, frothing beasts. Read on for a TopFive of the best ways I’ve been insulted on the internet.
