I sat down with my buddy Nick, who lives upstairs in my house, and asked him why he’s such an appalling slob. He is pretty much full of shit because I doubt he takes anything out in three days like he says in the following interview, and I promise you Febreze doesn’t cover up the smell of garbage. His room usually kind of smells but he does keep it in his room, so I guess I can’t complain that much… Read more »
A lot of people are like "So what if someone occasionally wears a pair of sandals or goes out with their shirt untucked? It feels good, let them do what they want." But they don't realize that these things are gateway steps to becoming a full-blown comfort junkie.
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You know what, you fucking idiot? We’re glad you’re dead. We’re glad the last image your friends have of you is skating down the stairs dressed as a Thai cowboy and then lying there bug-eyed like a Matthew Barney sculpture that hemorrhaged from too many blow jobs.
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