Of all animals, having sex with birds is the most impractical. Firstly, the buggers can fly, which makes them tough to woo/catch. Once you have pinned them down they probably flap like hell anyway, shedding telltale feathers everywhere. There’s also a clearly impractical size disparity. Whereas a cow, donkey, horse or other usual targets for animal lust, might not be too bothered by certain types of violation, screwing a bird will probably push its brains out through its eyes. Read more »
It took Danny Motherfucker and Rikki Shitsville a whole 20 pictures and five minutes of silently primping and pouting to get this pose just right. All you could hear was their leather jackets creaking and shifting and them starting to pant and gasp from the exertion and their little feet tapping around on the sidewalk.
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Thanks to gentrification this rare breed of ex-junkie New York rock and roll goth nerd has become an endangered species. Thanks gentrification.
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