You know that show LA Ink? Well, it sucks, and so does the conundrum this week’s letter-writer got himself into. You see, he’s got a girlfriend who he loves with all his heart but she is continually running off by herself to get inexcusably retarded tattoos. They’re so bad he’s considering leaving her. As always, our man Ron’s got the situation on lock.
Call me an asshole but people who like to be pissed on are pieces of shit. Actually, shit doesn’t even like being pissed on. It just allows it because that’s life when you’re shit.
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Talk about skill. He’s got all that 80s pre-metrosexual man shit but instead of cheap polyester and half-assed craftsmanship he’s had everything made in the Hamptons like he’s a private eye aristocrat that hunts foxes and runs crack dealers off the road.
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