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A night in Glasgow: Avant-garde cello art and the violent collapse of society

A Good Thing To Lose #6: Instal 09 by Aidan Moffat

cello

On the screen there are one hundred almost identical black and white video shots of Nikos Veliotis (that naked guy isn’t him, he’s just another perverse cellist) playing his cello. They differ in only one way: he is playing a different tone in each little square so that we can hear the entire one hundred possible tones of the instrument all at the same time. It’s an ominous, hellish drone but it sounds fantastic. On stage, in the flesh, Nikos and his partner begin to dismantle and destroy said cello, chopping it up with an axe and dropping the pieces into a wood-chipper, then transferring the chips into what looks like a common kitchen blender where they are reduced to sawdust. What the point of it is, I’m not entirely sure. Read more »

Broccolli Britain

Last year we told you about how UK gangs were using agricultural aids to attack each other. They’ve now put the Wellingtons on their feet and stuck a spade in the ground – to go and dig up their next type of weaponry: vegetables.

Nothing quite shows the collective infinite nous and endless adaptability of low-level London street crime operatives than the decision to start utilising weapons that are impossible to legislate against – as is so assiduously noted in the video above: “You can’t ban carrots … How are mans gonna see in the dark?”