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France’s jizz drought

You shouldn’t mix your private life with your professional one. For instance, if my editor had not known I were the father of a 5-year-old he never would have proposed that I volunteer for a silly investigation into the reported sperm donor shortage in France. Of the 350 donors in 2006, only 250 were selected, giving birth to 1,122 babies. And despite a big ad campaign last year, the rate remains too low–parents asking for frozen cum will have to wait up to two years to get their hands on a sample. So of course I could not refuse the charitable opportunity to jerk off with a purpose or to potentially inseminate a famous Parisian actress dating an impotent French writer.

Posted on July 2nd, 2009 | 7 Comments
Tagged: babies, donation, jizz, wanking

Dos and Dont’s

Don’t try to modernize rockabilly. Adding floppy hair and flames to the whole thing reminds us of swing and that shit is for aging punks who still want to go out. [Click for video]
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Fuck shilling out 20 bucks to some stall on St. Mark’s for an iron-on print that melts the first time you wash it. Taking the shoe polish to an old Hanes is what really says, “I’m in with this band for the next three months.”
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