Tight white jeans are like an honest friend who enthusiastically always offers the truth (even if you aren’t quite ready for it yet). They illuminate the bunz, exalt the crotch, attest for sluttiness or slobliness, indicate menstrual cycles, announce if a watery malt ball was allowed to squirt free. Just like the rare, sacred white buffalo, if you stealthily prowl in dense green forest landscapes, your husky big white butt will still be observed from miles away in those white jeans. Albino deer are always getting shot at because their whole body is white jeans!
