Of all animals, having sex with birds is the most impractical. Firstly, the buggers can fly, which makes them tough to woo/catch. Once you have pinned them down they probably flap like hell anyway, shedding telltale feathers everywhere. There’s also a clearly impractical size disparity. Whereas a cow, donkey, horse or other usual targets for animal lust, might not be too bothered by certain types of violation, screwing a bird will probably push its brains out through its eyes. Read more »
