Hey, are you a complete motherfucking idiot? Would you like a hot tub? Some geniuses in Long Island have a total bargain for you, and all you have to do is stage some kind of extremely precarious backyard Bosch scenario where you behave like a human lobster and slowly roast yourself until you perish. Just balance this giant sink on wooden bar stools and light a bonfire underneath it–and get your friends to shiver in their towels waiting for their chance to possibly die in any number of retarded ways that will have their friends and family wondering how they lived this long in the first place. Complete listing below.
