Fuck, I can’t read that shit at all.
JONATHAN ROCKWELL
Posted on February 26th, 2009 | 13 Comments
Tagged: handwriting, Jonathan Rockwell
If this was Saturday Night in Miami her voice woud be sawing your ear in half with its Fran Drescheresque howl for two more cranberry cosmotinis. Thankfully for your cochlea it was Thursday in Culver City and all she was after was another quiet round of shots.
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Every summer there’s a huge LSD rave next to a nuclear reactor on the Black Sea. Instead of glow sticks and stupid pants, however, Russians opt for construction signs warning of imminent danger and the broken branches of misshapen trees. Feel like a pussy yet?
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Is it not awkward to find yourself at the urinal at the same time as your boss or your dad? http://su.pr/1uGPn8
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Three months of living with a prostitute can be eye opening... http://su.pr/20IsYe
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It’s surprising that some people have the energy to invent a machine designed entirely to make flogging easier. http://su.pr/2ZQfGy
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