Tuesday was my wife’s retarded Uncle Lonnie’s annual Halloween party at the Elks Lodge. I wasn’t permitted to go this year because I had to watch the baby, or, as Lonnald refers to him, “that brat”. As you can see from the four party-jams dance videos, the party, as always, was a helluva good time. Read more »
There isn’t a more clear window into the soul of every pervert, miser, exhibitionist and criminal in the world than eBay. From leather-clad mums to mantelpieces covered in dildos, you can find every nook and cranny of secondhand eccentricity in an eBay photo.
Of course, you expect a certain amount of filth when entering search terms like “PVC catsuit” or “scally lad”, but not when you are looking for something innocent, like a kitchen apron. Read more »
Teenagers who grew up in New York are so easy on the eyes (check out her hat) you immediately forget they all talk like plumbers in the mafia.
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No matter how fucked-up you get, Chucks will always anchor the mayhem and make it look like you have your shit together. You could put a pair on Iraq right now and the whole world would be all, “Get ’er done, America!”
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