I’m moving house again, which means I’ve got to deal with the treasure trove of perverse crap the previous tenants decided was too dark to move with them into their new life. I’ve always made some effort to clear my flat before moving out. You know, get rid of the old birthday cards, empty pill bottles, and nude posters of Paul Rudd. But I am, it seems, in the minority because every single room, flat, and house I’ve moved in to has been awash with the detritus of the person who lived there before me. Read more »
Posts Tagged ‘Gross’
My highschool’s IT guy was videoing girls peeing
Right now there is a huge scandal at my old high school because the IT guy has been charged with secretly videotaping the girls bathroom. Like a horny, nervous James Bond/Brown he hid a spy camera inside an insulated pipe on the ceiling, then he set up a secret viewing station in a maintenance closet where he would receive live wireless transmissions. I met him several times and he was a stand-up guy. I can say that I would have trusted him with my email password in a heartbeat.
Eat your eyes out
Hey kids! Let’s rev up the ol’ Tardis and transmogrify the present financial situation of families slurping bark soup for Sunday supper and hark back to a more prosperous time known as 2006. Everyone was so gleeful and carefree that eating entrails and other stuff humans should never, ever put in their mouths was considered a recreational activity. It was around this magical era that one of our writers decided it would be a tremendous hoot to eat an entire cow from head to hoof.
