Yeah great, having those douchebags representing England in Europe is going to be really fun, isn’t it? First they’ll beat up the Polish delegates, then come back to the UK and make me move to fucking Africa and carry my bag on my head. And it’s all because everyone hates Gordon Brown so much they can’t be bothered to turn up to the polling station. I get it, G Brown’s no Barry Obama, but how did anyone fall for the BNP? This is the kind of thing that turns me into Angry Young Black Guy. Do you remember when the BNP were something we could all laugh at? Remember the funny list of their members’ names and professions? Remember when they protested outside a church and then revamped their style? Those hate-filled weirdos were laughable bogeymen back then, now they want to put my mum on a boat.
ALFIE NAUGHTON
