Someone just told me that John and Edward are doing a set at tonight’s GASH! at the Macbeth. Apparently the girl who organises it knows the guy who drives them and met them or something. It’s probably bullshit, but are you going to take that chance? Are you going to miss the opportunity to cheer ironically at this pair of virgins? Also, if John and Edward don’t show up, you can watch Sharks and Loverman, who are both much better anyway. To win a pair of tickets, email us and tell me what my favourite movie is. Closest guess wins. Read more »
Posted on November 6th, 2009 | 5 Comments
Tagged: gash
You know how everyone always talks about Mama Cass getting coke blown up her arsehole? I’ve always wondered how that would work. Do you just have it on a platter and blow it towards her arse-knot, or do you balance it in the middle of a rolled up note and try and get it in? Because I can imagine you’d easily get arsehole paper cuts, especially if you were used to blowing coke into it, and that would be horrible. Anyway, there you go, a cheeky, educated opening line you can throw at hotties to see it they’re game when you’re at GASH at The Macbeth tonight. Click the buzzer to see the flyer and find out what super rocking rock bands are playing. Read more »
Posted on September 4th, 2009 | 1 Comment
Tagged: gash, Mazes, The Ghost of A Thousand, The Macbeth
What are you doing tonight? That’s right, you’re going to GASH! Our very own Rocky (Fister of God) is playing with some other people and stuff. It’s all up there on the flyer. We don’t need to go into the precise details. Expect lots of good-looking teenager’s arses bouncing about the place. It’s at the Macbeth, which has a disabled toilet on the bottom floor where everyone cops off. Just warning you. Don’t queue up for it. It’ll take ages.
Posted on June 5th, 2009 | No Comments
Tagged: club, gash
