Much like the ketamin cornflakes, you have to promise me that if you read this blog you absolutely, positively, won’t buy any of the products it mentions. People who send tasteless crap into VICE fall into two categories. Type one thinks that we’re the kind of people who’re excited by burlesque, or team-bondage for brokers, or erotic magicians, or rent-a-gimp companies - basically the kind of boring suburban crap that Bizarre Magazine treats like the Roswell landing. Read more »
So tomorrow the French football team will be traveling to Dublin to receive a lesson in football. Not content with fixing themselves an nice easy play-off (UEFA President Michel Platini [a Frenchman!] decided to seed the top four play-off teams two months ago in order to get Les Bleus into the World Cup), they now want a VIP box for their diminutive president Nicolas Sarkozy. Well according to this transcription discovered by these fine forgers, sorry, journalists, they do. Sadly, it never worked out and Sarkozy won’t be making the trip to see France get a good hiding. Read more »
Practically every football game nowadays is chock full of excessive incidents of man love – orgiastic celebrations, tender caresses, ass slaps and the passionate locking of lips. I recently heard some talking head gesticulating on daytime TV that this kind of thing in sport has meant that heterosexual men can now get away with loads of things that used to be termed “gay” back in the day.
Can dudes now snog each other in the club without being called gay? Am I a homophobe to even question that? What the fuck is going on? I just don’t know. I figured an expert was needed to answer my questions, so I hunted down the most logical solution to my conundrum: the gay professor from Gilligan’s Island. Well, at least the man who played the gay professor from Gilligan’s Island on the reality version of the show, Eric Anderson. He actually is a gay professor and he gained his PhD by researching gay people in sport, so he’s the perfect guy to talk to here. We chatted about about everything from Gilligan’s Island to when it doesn’t have to be gay to give another man a blowjob. Read more »
Having recently become unemployed, I’ve found myself watching a lot of TV recently, in particular Top Gear, so I quite fancied the idea of going on a driving holiday, maybe to California. However, having recently become unemployed it seemed more realistic to go driving around Eastern Europe instead; in particular, the Balkans. I took a camera with me so you can feel as if you came too. Hold on to your seats and let’s ride. Read more »
We tell girls it’s either stilettos that torture your feet or tomboy staples like Rod Lavers, but then we saw hot pink go-go boots with the right pants and totally lost control. Maybe they do know more than us about what we like.
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Ooh, you think you've got balls because you went out in a shirt with a girl's tits on the front or some joke about drinking? Try wearing an ensemble whose punchline is your entire life, then we'll talk.
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