Tight white jeans are like an honest friend who enthusiastically always offers the truth (even if you aren’t quite ready for it yet). They illuminate the bunz, exalt the crotch, attest for sluttiness or slobliness, indicate menstrual cycles, announce if a watery malt ball was allowed to squirt free. Just like the rare, sacred white buffalo, if you stealthily prowl in dense green forest landscapes, your husky big white butt will still be observed from miles away in those white jeans. Albino deer are always getting shot at because their whole body is white jeans!
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There’s nothing to watch, but there’s plenty to look at
The Italian slasher genre of giallo filmmaking is often as stunning in its wardrobe styling as it is in its gore. Centring around a series of themes such as murder, intrigue, witchcraft, lesbianism, the occult, bondage, and betrayal, the movies are good dirty fun. And like most Italian films from the late 60s and early 70s, the babe factor is high. Read more »
Almost Famous

Shirt by Cheap Monday and jacket by Ben Sherman
If one fashion shoot of us recreating your favourite film scenes with regular people wasn’t enough, here’s another!
The fashion police
In Marburg, Louis Vuitton just sued a Red Cross outpost for selling a fake Louis Vuitton bag for as little as three Euros and almost caused that place to shut down because they couldn’t afford a 2,600 Euro penalty. At least the company went back on this after realizing that this would result in a public image of pure evil. But it’s a fact that Louis Vuitton is the world’s most counterfeited brand.












