Everyone knows that compulsive drunks swill whatever’s around. For those occasions, perfume works great: it’s generally free (a true alkie doesn’t buy perfume, they steal it), it’s less indigestible than rubbing alcohol, and they can give the impression that the addict is, in fact, a clean and well-kept person. But be assured it’s not the color, the smell, or much less the cute little package that attracts the drunk, but actually the quantity of alcohol, a whopping 95 percent ethanol.
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Posts Tagged ‘drunk’
A smelly drunk
Hey Ron! - My Dad’s a dick
Another week, more advice from Ron. This time our brawny and lion-hearted accounts receivable manager raps serious with a kid who’s a got a sinewy log of shit for a dad… Read more »
What’s up with Wales?
The other day Kasper, Vice Belgium’s handsome editor sent us an email called “What’s up with Wales?” In it was a gallery of drunk Welsh people bleeding and spitting on each other. While I was giggling our Welsh intern Eleri looked over my shoulder and shrugged, five minutes on Facebook later and she’d made her own gallery of lager nightmares. All her nights out seem to look like the gay Garbage Pail Kids doing the Vietnam war with piss instead of napalm, at the risk of losing her mates she let us put up the gallery and told us what a night out where she comes from is like… Read more »
