No matter what the problem, Ron is always to the rescue like a superhero-cum-debt-negotiator-for-a-magazine come to life. He is all the courage a fretful teen needs to tell his dad he’s sorry for smoking marijuana. And that’s exactly what our problem is today. Keep reading for the resolution to this age-old dilemma.
Posts Tagged ‘dope’
Hey Ron! - My Dad found my weed
Frontierland Japan, part one. Ancient dildos and racist gift shops
I’d heard stories of life on Japan’s north island of Hokkaido, a place that stretches the length of Britain and makes up 25 per cent of Japan’s land mass despite holding only 5 per cent of its population. With a history of colonisation, ethnic repression, threats from Russia, and as the bearer of Japan’s own Meiji-era gulags, it seemed to me to be Japan’s final frontier. I booked a flight to Hakodate, the port at Hokkaido’s southern tip, rented a car and set off on the long road north. Along the way I’d encounter power-tool wielding convicts, erotic wood-carving ethnic Ainu potheads, strung-out bikers and an apocalyptic scattering of abandoned buildings. Oh, and I also nearly got kidnapped by Russian sailors. Read more »
Sneaky Leaf’s Diary of a Dealer - Asshole stripes
I was strictly a consumer of weed for nearly 19 years before I became a weed hustler. In all that time, almost every guy or girl that I bought weed from was more or less an asshole. Still, I have a soft spot for all those people. Every prickly asshole has their charms. I’m convinced, however, that it doesn’t have to be that way, and I very conscientiously make a huge effort to be a very warm, friendly, honest, and ultra-respectful alternative to the hundreds of impersonal large slave delivery services. It helps that I genuinely like people, and most of my clients are people that I genuinely look forward to seeing. Read more »
Sneaky Leaf’s Diary of a Dealer - Marijuana… Aphrodisiac?
The first time I smoked pot right before sex was in college with my girlfriend. I didn’t know shit about herb then and didn’t know what strain my girlfriend was repeatedly loading into her one-hitter. Read more »
