Our friend Helch just came back from Distortion Festival and can’t seem to stop “raving”… about how beautiful everything and everyone was, especially the gorgeous Danish women who were “totally into him.” The reason for that, he explained, is because he’s from Germany. We don’t know how far we can actually trust him with that one, but here are some of the photos he sent to us post-delirium. Read more »
Hey, I’m all for sexy dancing and everything, but jumping up onto the parade float and dry humping her ass as your hand furiously rubs her vagina is called “doing it,” and it’s making her mom feel muy depresado.
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The winter hat indoors is only a little worse than sunglasses but BAPE? When did models start dressing like suburban wiggers who use Wii nunchucks and say “Get crunked”?
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