I got hit by a drunk driver. Actually, I guess I got hit and run over because as witnesses would report, I had to be pulled out from under the guy’s vehicle. I am not sure how that felt because I was unconscious the whole time. I’d like to pat my body on the back for reacting so quickly in knocking me out cold, but right now that would hurt like hell. Read more »
Oops. They got so excited about inviting all the races to take part in their little collegiate cuddle party that they forgot to check with any other races and see if they want in. (They don’t.)
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If your mom is really sick this guy will hang out with you and let you ride on his fuzzy belly while he flies around the city, but only until she gets better. (PS: If any of that made sense, you are hereby a nerd.)
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