Tonight, for one night only, Dad’s Night moves to the Old Blue Last. If you are bored of hearing indie music and 90s rap music every time you leave the house then go to this and listen to people playing classic rock. DJs include William Trill, Stevie Nudist, Skill Wizard, Chris Maaan and Sophie Titwank. Anyone who requests any funky will get warm beer all over them, just a heads up. Click below to see the flyer. Read more »
What are you doing tonight? That’s right, you’re going to GASH! Our very own Rocky (Fister of God) is playing with some other people and stuff. It’s all up there on the flyer. We don’t need to go into the precise details. Expect lots of good-looking teenager’s arses bouncing about the place. It’s at the Macbeth, which has a disabled toilet on the bottom floor where everyone cops off. Just warning you. Don’t queue up for it. It’ll take ages.
Maybe the extra old-lady boobs throw off their balance or something, but what is it with moms being so so proud of themselves for being able to ride a bike? What else are they proud of, going potty?
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God bless America! In Saudi Arabia they don’t let bitches drive cars.
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