In an amazingly forward-thinking move, Sutton Council have built a huge, hi-tech training facility for kids. The Life Centre will include an indoor street where youngsters can practice joining street gangs, buying drugs, and crossing roads. Read more »
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It happened: I hurled in front of a classroom of 8-year-old Bengali kids
I moved to east London from Chicago two months ago with the incredibly responsible plan of being a supply teacher, when in reality I moved to get drunk and fuck anything with an accent and a club night. But I’m the best supply teacher you could ever want – I wear too-short skirts, gossip with the (8-year-old) girls about which of the seven Mohammeds in class they have a crush on, as if I were their friend, and let everyone do whatever the hell they want all day while I fantasise about banging the hot year 5 teacher in the bathroom at lunch to a soundtrack of Van Halen’s “Hot for Teacher”.
