If you’re into violence and gore, well good, but stop namedropping lame-ass remakes of the new wave of French horror films. That’s like passing yourself off as Casanova when your only frame of reference is intentionally and repeatedly walking in on your sister in the shower. Even if the concept of French cinema seems sort of snooty and a bit gay, once you’ve been raked by these movies you’ll go, “Hey, I guess I do enjoy a creepy haircut scene in a foreign language.”
What sucks about people who claim they “don’t give a fuck” is how often they’re loaded down with a shipping crate’s worth of hideous accessories and hair product. If they really looked like they didn’t care, it wouldn’t even be an argument in the first place.
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The left guy is what you could do if you’re not that into it but the right guy is what happens when your ego gets off his ass and really shoots for the heavens.
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