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CASSETTEBOY VS NICK GRIFFIN

How come no-one has the guts to bring up the BNP? Here they are slowly making ground with their nasty brand of thick evil and no-one is even mentioning it. You know they were on telly last night? On the BBC! Meanwhile the country is sticking its head in the sand and pretending nothing is going on. Come on, people, let the light of debate illuminate the secret shadows they skulk in! Thank God you’ve got Vice, the only publication tough enough to shout while others quiver. And now you have Cassetteboy, who has beautifully deconstructed Mr Nick Griffin here.

Real-life supporters of Nick Griffin go bananas in Swansea

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Nick Griffin on Question Time was the funniest thing we’ve seen on the BBC for years. What an amazing performance he delivered. We’ll leave it up to the ten billion other blogs talking about it right now to pontificate on whether or not he should be voted Surrealist Comedian of the Year 2009, “British Aboriginal genocide” anyone? For now, please watch this footage we shot at a rally organised by the rumoured-to-be-closely-affiliated-with-the-BNP organisation, the Welsh Defence League. Read more »

BNP MERCHANDISE AND BNP MEMBERS

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Whoops. Another cold day in Autumn, another big BNP membership-list leak. A year on from the last time their party secrets were sprayed all over the internet, who’s on the revised, 2009 edition? And, more importantly, would they like to buy a golliwog tea set? Read more »

Babes of the BNP

You no longer need to be a hatchet-faced National Front refugee to join the whites-only club. The fascist menace no longer wears jackboots. It no longer flags down the number 25 bus with a hearty “Sieg Heil”. Nope, ours is a new, gentler, more airbrushed age. Feminism’s here, so now girls can dig race hate too. As the BNP’s attempts to reposition itself as a mainstream party have advanced its perimeter far beyond the usual crewcuts-n-tats brigade, we spoke to three of the more acceptable new faces of the unacceptable. What a bunch of hotties! Phwoar! Makes you aroused to be British.

Rebecca Edwards
Manchester

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Vice: How old are you?
Rebecca:
23.

What do you do for a living?
I’m a full-time mum.

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Bare Naked Islam, a hub for the deranged right-wing cognoscenti

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All this fuss about Twitter and YouTube being the new vehicles that are going to deliver the next Iranian revolution really whipped me up into a frenzy today and I spent a large portion of time watching videos of people on marches, suffering abuse at the hands of the Iranian authorities. It’s all quite exciting stuff, and would be fascinating to watch unfold on YouTube if a revolution did really happen. Not least to see the inevitable Gil Scott-Heron song quickly rushed out as he tries to find a political phrase that rhymes with YouTube.

After a bit more time on the web I came across this site called Bare Naked Islam (whose rather, er, interesting slogan is “It isn’t Islamophobia when they really ARE trying to kill you”), and specifically this article. At first I wasn’t too sure what the site was all about; the article was really long so I just read the captions on the photos. Stuff like the captions above seems ambiguous enough. Read more »

Thanks for voting for the BNP, everyone!

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Yeah great, having those douchebags representing England in Europe is going to be really fun, isn’t it? First they’ll beat up the Polish delegates, then come back to the UK and make me move to fucking Africa and carry my bag on my head. And it’s all because everyone hates Gordon Brown so much they can’t be bothered to turn up to the polling station. I get it, G Brown’s no Barry Obama, but how did anyone fall for the BNP? This is the kind of thing that turns me into Angry Young Black Guy. Do you remember when the BNP were something we could all laugh at? Remember the funny list of their members’ names and professions? Remember when they protested outside a church and then revamped their style? Those hate-filled weirdos were laughable bogeymen back then, now they want to put my mum on a boat.

ALFIE NAUGHTON