I know so many guys who, at some point along the way, after waking up next to a greased up fatty or the more elusive “I wish I was Amy Winehouse” type sket, have blamed their misfortune on too much alcohol the night before. But unfortunately, boys, you will no longer be able to use “beer goggles” as an excuse for having it off with the ugly girl from across the bar. Read more »
I can’t tell if he just got to his chest and said “Fuck it,” or saw himself in the mirror and was like “Hang on a sec, why make myself a half-assed woman when I can just be a cool gay dude on top of a really hot girl?” but it’s kind of making me want to do both.
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Dirty Dancing may have taught us all the virtue of getting off in a vintage Chevy, but the "with another person" part is pretty crucial to the equation.
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A park ranger in the Congo who survived being shot in the head at pointblank range
