I’m not really good at distinguishing hysteria from factual information. Confronted with more than 190 million sites about 2012, I decided – before I would suffocate in my farts of infinite fear – to look for someone who could tell me something more cheerful about this so-called Apocalypse. I found Anton Teuben, a 2012 connoisseur, UFO specialist, and the pulsing brain behind a hugely popular conspiracy website in the Netherlands called Niburu.nl. This self-proclaimed whistleblower form the North of Holland has a deviant vision of 2012 that has something to do with aliens who’ll come to save us, the annihilation of the Illumnati, and also something with soap operas.
