Oh great, some German company have gone and designed an aroma, based on vaginas, for men. Vulva Original offers “the genuine scent of a woman” via an easy-to-use roll on applicator and will presumably attract rapists and dogs. We spoke to company head, Guido Lenssen.
VICE: Why on earth did you create a scent from a woman’s bits?
Guido Lenssen: The sense of smell as a human being is important and very underrated. When you’re in restaurant, you always ask how does the food taste, but you never discuss the smell. When I am with my wife, I prefer her natural body smell to other smells like perfume. The intimacy of her scent is important. In the erotic market I realised you can buy billions of sex toys but they’re all about touching or seeing or hearing. I wanted to address this sense of smell on the market.
Hmm. So what were the main obstacles in developing your very own fanny odour?
The most difficult thing was finding preservatives to add the scent as it only lasts around half a day without them. We had to find ingredients that made the product live longer but didn’t change the scent. We tried many ingredients from around the world and eventually found a combination that works.
Can you tell us what’s in the mix?
No. It’s our secret.
Can you confirm that there’s real vagina in there?
Almost everything on the sex market is based on fantasy. The toys are plastic, the movies use actors. Vulva is real. We tried several samples from women of all ages. We didn’t take the scent after someone had run a marathon or anything, but it is a combination of urine, sweat, and female arousal.
Urine? Lovely. How do you transfer the scent from lady to lab?
That’s also a secret. I can tell you we don’t get it from any masturbating techniques, or squirting into jars. I sometimes tell people that we got many women to sit on horse riding saddles for ten hours a day and took samples. But that’s not true.
You use a range of women or just one?
One. She’s the blonde woman on our website. Of course, we wanted to take the scent from a woman that looks nice, but we tried with a variety of women as it was ultimately smell based, not about looks. We took a year and a half to get it right.
How do we know that the scent comes from this beautiful woman and not a septuagenarian hunchback from Swindon?
Well there has to be an element of trust. I think when you smell it you will know it comes from a young woman.
How does one apply Vulva? Presumably you don’t splash it all over your neck before a night out.
You use it to enhance a situation, for example, maybe watching TV or a DVD, or with your partner. You can apply it to the back of the hand and use the aroma to add another dimension.
Will there be more Vulva products?
We see Vulva Original as being like the first dildo. There are many sizes of dildo available today and we will have many smells available. There is already development going on with Vulva 18 and Vulva Exotic, as well as a very aroused scent for the bad boys.
Don’t some people find it offensive?
Well my former website designer quit his job because he found it a disgusting, perverted, pornographic sort of thing. Maybe if it finds its way to the marketplace in Iraq or Dubai there will be a man with a sword waiting to chop off my head. But most people love it and are not offended.
Buy your pussy smell and watch the weird video, here!
SAUL PULLIVAN
Reader Comments
March 10th, 2010
You know. It’s psychologically proven that people find the natural scents of the type of person they find attractive to be nicer than that of people they don’t. It’s pretty possible that if this was squirted in to the bottle by a girl I’d think was a complete munter, that I’d think it smelled like she needed a wash.
Why don’t you just get your girlfriend to rub the back of her hand on her twat then shove it in your face when you’re watching a DVD. Weirdly it makes more sense.
March 10th, 2010
http://www.smellmeand.com/en/
smell me ‘and dot com?….really? :|
March 10th, 2010
http://www.smellmeand.com/en/
Smell my hand dot com?
March 10th, 2010
think you’ll find what they have done is
smell me and com(e).
March 11th, 2010
This is fantastic I will buy some for sure as I love the smell. You can smell my wife from the other side of the room and its a real turn on.
I have a friend called Gram who smells like a cunt.
March 12th, 2010
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March 12th, 2010
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March 12th, 2010
this is really, really old. got any heath ledger news?
March 13th, 2010
WTF….Wht r y guys thinking? Transform what,smell from vagina into smell,for using? Wht next????? Penis smell.This is absolutely suck!!.I wonder will the producer transfrom his wife vagina’s smell for selling around the world!!!!!.That must be funnny!
March 13th, 2010
First of all , this scent is only for people with a rich sensory and Imagery ability. It is however not for people who buy two Euro deo from Aldi which smells like toilet duck.
Smell or olfaction is among the five sense and the most interesting one. When more senses are are involved , our experience is more complete. S silmple is that !
I am really very impressed to learn about this vaginal scent which I have been trying to create myself for quite a long time. Well done Guido.
March 14th, 2010
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March 14th, 2010
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March 15th, 2010
Ah…new dimension to scratch and sniff. Eh.
March 15th, 2010
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March 15th, 2010
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March 15th, 2010
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March 15th, 2010
oh, come vice, grow up. vaginas, hihi.
yeah, whatever.
March 15th, 2010
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March 15th, 2010
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March 15th, 2010
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March 16th, 2010
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March 17th, 2010
Guaranteed this will sell in China where the male/female ratio is like 3/2. Would be a great product to add to a porn simulation video game headset!
March 18th, 2010
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March 18th, 2010
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March 20th, 2010
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March 24th, 2010
“Would you like to order some fries with that”?
March 24th, 2010
10000 ｐlease
March 25th, 2010
Hahaha! Very Crazy!
Germany is more terrible than Japan.
March 26th, 2010
We are loser.
March 26th, 2010
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March 31st, 2010
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April 1st, 2010
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April 1st, 2010
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April 3rd, 2010
i just got it
April 20th, 2010
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April 23rd, 2010
hahahahah this is funny…..the germans ^^ they like to smell like pussies
June 20th, 2010
Can you rub it on the crotch of a panty and get the same smell coupled with the excitement of the panty?
July 5th, 2010
i love the smell and taste of pussy. i would like to purchase your product. how do i get some. Mary
July 21st, 2010
s shocked