
It’s the 40th anniversary of Page 3 today, so I hope you’re planning to pick up a copy of the Sun. After all, it’s been a fabulous 40 years: tits alongside weird Hillsborough accusations; norks rubbing up against exposés about immigrants stealing from the Queen; boobs bouncing next door to lighthearted accusations of insanity thrown at Frank Bruno. It’s been a real fab time for breasts. If you do go and buy a copy of the Sun today, it’s possible that if you’re very lucky you’ll find Sarah Maple’s face smiling benignly at you from above her plastic titties. This morning the artist and 50 of her buddies were out slipping these pictures into copies of the Sun in a Crass-like protest of two score years of perky objectification. Now, Maple, start returning my calls so we can do a proper interview with you rather than our curt emails, please.











Reader Comments
November 17th, 2009
never heard of her before. looked into her. quite surprised she’s ‘earned’ prizes for the stuff she puts up. its relatively SHIT
November 17th, 2009
I’ve been in her house theres pictures of her and mirrors fucking everywhere
November 17th, 2009
Bring Back Sam Fox
November 17th, 2009
But.. I suppose a, whatshername, Lilly Allen imposter with a Nu-Nu-Mullet and plastic tits (in the true sense of the word) will do… They make me want to eat Birthday Cake with Pink Sugar Frosting
November 17th, 2009
just love them tits! I want tits like that too
November 18th, 2009
she’ s amazing!!!! the best contemporary artist at the moment who is at least doing and saying stuff! The hair is out of this world.
November 18th, 2009
urgghhhh, she’s shit. Saw her site. Empty vapid shit. Be grateful you’re only getting curt emails Vice, god forbid she should theorise at any length.
This is really garbage.
November 18th, 2009
If you think it’s vapid you’re clearly missing the point. p.s your Mum’s garbage.
November 18th, 2009
I’m sorry but i’m gonna come back on this, and insist.
yes she is obsessed with herself
yes her work is shit
yes it is vapid
@dnut: what IS the point of her work ? please tell me
if its feminist activism: been done
if its provocation on the value of art: been done
plus her comments on cultural issues and the way she elaborates them through her work is really fucking narrow minded and completely unoriginal
i don’t really need to extend myself further to be honest…
November 18th, 2009
Of course its original, I can’t think of anyone who has done work anything like this. And yes feminist activism has been done but it’s FAR FROM OVER - the point is that everyone thinks ‘yeah women have had their say now, now they can shut up’ and she is trying to bring it back, you have to applaud that at least. Cindy Sherman took pics of herself, was she vapid??
You may think there’s no point to her work but you had a reaction, most art is so boring and conceptual now you can’t understand and it or give a shit about it.
November 18th, 2009
Lazy bullshit. Her photography is self involved crap, inspired only by the fact that she is slightly attractive, and wants to show everyone her smug little face. Painting celebrities? How original.
Atrocious.
November 18th, 2009
I love her
November 18th, 2009
her stock has been rising quietly on the arty lesbian exchange (QUIMDAQ) for the last few years. I think this is going to make it go stratospheric. Sam Fox indeed.
November 18th, 2009
She should get together with Gazza and his fake tits and do a lesbian scene together.
November 18th, 2009
cindy sherman was and is vapid.
feminism defined within these terms is so flagrantly useless.
November 18th, 2009
I still love her
November 18th, 2009
Yeah you can see how much substance there is in the video she put up. She grins vapidly when her mate asks why she’s doing it and changes this subject. Still totally would though. Fake tits and all.