Have you ever been to The Griffin? It’s great. The floor dissolved a decade ago, last month one of the buttresses feel off, they’ve got a hot Northern Irish barmaid, a pool table, a jukebox with Oasis on it, funny crisps you’ve never eaten before and (kind of) clean toilets. It’s next to our office and today, for some reason, Stringer Bell from The Wire was there filming some hot new shit. Lots of people in our office with DVD players at home were very excited, and none more so than our handsome new intern Rhys, who ran out to meet a man who’s easily one of his top 1,000 heroes on HBO. They did this sweet-ass interview.
Stringer: Nobody gives a fuck about a 40-degree day.
Rhys: Fuck, Stringer!
What do you guys want, man? Money?
No, Mr Bell I’m from Vice. Can I get a photo? We all loved you in The W…
Well get on with it, motherfucker.
Right!
Thanks String! Hey, “It’s all in the ga…”
There’s games beyond the fucking game.
Oh…
Reader Comments
November 5th, 2009
Stringer looks like he could break Rhys in half with a finger. Jealous though!
November 5th, 2009
He’s so far up the guys ass he can tell us all what it tastes like.
November 6th, 2009
Scumnation is so far up his own arse M. C. Escher would be like “Wow..that shit can happen 4 real?”
SUUCKKK ITTT
November 6th, 2009
Scumnation is so far up his own arse that M.C. Escher would probably say “No wayzz…that shit happens 4 real?” after which he would take out a pencil and draw a hand drawing hand drawing a hand drawing a hand drawing Scumnation eating his innards.
November 6th, 2009
i met him the other night, pretty much the same conversation
November 6th, 2009
god that’s amazing
November 6th, 2009
I see that Vice has its interns working on replies to the articles again.
November 6th, 2009
Why waste your time here when there are so many unsolved conspiracy theories waiting to be cracked, scum?
November 6th, 2009
Someone obviously doesn’t know how the magazine business works, then again someone in the business is trying to keep the trade secrets secret. But judging by the amount of replies the articles get, I would say that I get bigger viewing figures on my sites than ViceUK.
November 6th, 2009
That’s some pretty educational shit you just said- but hey, why don’t you stay on your blog then, again surely you are wasting your time on such an insignificant site? Or at the very least join jimcorr.com where the educated lie in wake, so all of the clever people such as yourself can surf the wave of naysay and hindsight. Stay close, the genius revolt is nigh i guess. grow outwards, desks and doritos aren’t all you need to make it in this world you fart
November 7th, 2009
A Vice intern at work, you can tell by the quality of the writing and the name they always hide behind. I guess its people like me that keep you on your toes and thinking up replies to justify your existence at Vice, while you get paid fuck all in the hope you will eventually land a paid job. If I wasn’t here having a laugh at your expense you could be sitting in the bog wanking or sitting on the photocopier to show what a fantastic party girl you are.
November 8th, 2009
cheer up!
November 8th, 2009
it obviously is a thang for stringer bell
November 8th, 2009
I really smell like farts
November 8th, 2009
Yes 118 you got the shitty job this week to be my clone. just who do you think you are fooling? Lets hear ya say nigger. Can’t do it can you? Oh to be the real scum and be able to say all the bad words. Well you can say it in your bedroom in front of the mirror. No need to look around no one heard you.