It’s Friday and we don’t have the energy to take Islamic extremists out for milkshakes or destroy valuable pieces of art or uncover hidden cities in the Far East, or even do something stupid with a picture of some girls puking. Instead we’re going to watch the 100 best quotes from The Wire. Click through and watch it, it’s pretty good.
What is scarier than nü metal? Seeing a five-foot-tall girl with colored yarn in her hair, Mickey Mouse shoes, pinstripe pants, and a spooky sock on one of her arms is basically like walking by a graveyard and having Cookie Monster’s hand come out of the ground and grab your ankle.
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I was totally on and seducing the shit out of this chick but when the clock struck midnight my buzz wore off and she saw me for who I really am.
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November 20th, 2009
McNulty <3
November 20th, 2009
“Fuck did I do?”
“Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit”
The single greatest programme of all time. No competition.
November 22nd, 2009
sheeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
November 26th, 2009
i support any form of laziness that features the best tv show of the last 5 years