FREE HOT TUB

Hey, are you a complete motherfucking idiot? Would you like a hot tub? Some geniuses in Long Island have a total bargain for you, and all you have to do is stage some kind of extremely precarious backyard Bosch scenario where you behave like a human lobster and slowly roast yourself until you perish. Just balance this giant sink on wooden bar stools and light a bonfire underneath it–and get your friends to shiver in their towels waiting for their chance to possibly die in any number of retarded ways that will have their friends and family wondering how they lived this long in the first place. Complete listing below.

Free “Hot Tub” (Long island)

Date: 2009-11-06, 11:28AM EST
Reply to: sale-tnpth-1454050391@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

I am getting rid of my “Hot Tub”. As you can see by the photo, there are no pumps, or electrical equipment to replace or repair. Since this picture was taken, I have constructed 2 sturdy “horses” to support each end and I have a fire barrell. These are included. Candles & beer in picture are not included.

I’m only getting rid of it because I am moving cross-country. I will definitely set up another one at my new home. It works awesome!

It is pretty heavy. You will need a truck to move it. I can help load it up.