Dear Vice:
I’m sending you this photo for about the seven thousandth time (this time through the actual post) because I have a rare disorder that doesn’t yet have a name but is diagnosed for symptoms of having too much a sense of “blatantly slightly off and therefore perfect” photo composition and timing, still thinking girls puking/peeing/doing whatever gross thing is “transgressive,” and not knowing when to take a hint that a magazine may not be interested in my work. I think it may have something to do with being Canadian.
I know you got this image the first 6,999 times because I flagged it as high priority with a return receipt. Why won’t you publish my genius?
Sincerely,
Anonymous in Vancouver
Dear Anonymous:
You didn’t write this letter. We did. You’ve emailed–and now mailed in an actual envelope–this photo to us far too often, each time with no explanation. What are we supposed to do with this but sort of wonder if that’s three girls or four (is one leaning backwards over the wall?) and mentally note the bad puka shell ankle bracelet, then move on? Please stop sending. We’re not interested. Bye.
Reader Comments
November 18th, 2009
don’t encourage them.
November 18th, 2009
POSING
November 18th, 2009
Compared to the amazing pics that Vice has in its arsenal, this one is fucking pathetic, youre an idiot.
November 18th, 2009
so this is DON’T right? def a don’t on a few levels? ok, good.
November 18th, 2009
Chicks blowing chunks. Genius man, sheer genius.
November 18th, 2009
You guys gotta be kidding. I usually back Vice up when people diss you guys online but this is one of the best pictures I’ve seen on your website in ages.
Fuck all you commenters.
November 18th, 2009
you gotta love the friend on the left thats just making fun of them though
November 18th, 2009
plus i’d totally do a girl in puka shells because having sex with girls wearing shitty clothes is awesome i had sex with a girl who wore uggs once and it was rad because i was so ashamed of myself and i took out my shame on her ass
November 18th, 2009
I feel sick… and aroused.
November 18th, 2009
Oh ho ho ho, my Internets.
November 18th, 2009
It’s not out yet but the trailer of former Gucci designer Tom Ford’s directorial debut (an adaption of a Christopher Isherwood book) is the kind of thing that should be set as fashion homework.
November 18th, 2009
This is exactly like every single other vice photo
November 18th, 2009
OK the problem with your photograph is:-
It’s far too much to the left
your angle is all wrong
you should be on the ground shooting up
You should capture the puke in full stream as with the piss
you fuckin failed to take a great picture when the opportunity came your way.
November 19th, 2009
scumnation is a ‘tard
November 21st, 2009
These girls will be someone’s Mother, teacher, boss or neighbor someday. gross
November 21st, 2009
What are yis talkin about?????
Nobody’s pissing!!!
November 22nd, 2009
shit composition,
its a bit blurred and not everyone is properly in it…
fail
November 23rd, 2009
indeed i am a tard. perhaps the greatest idiot the world has ever seen
November 23rd, 2009
The puking is such a great contrast with the night dresses, it’s very representative of “some” english chicks.
November 23rd, 2009
oh, and +1 for rawness.