My twenty-one year old flatmate is becoming a whore. Most people turn to prostitution out of desperation. My flatmate, on the other hand, is doing it because she’s horny. Since I met Jane she’s always been into weird, fucked-up sex – stuff like getting fat hairy pervs she found on the internet to fuck her with household appliances. But now she’s taking her love of the perverse to the next level and becoming a full-on hooker. As of yet she hasn’t had full sex with any of her clients, but she’s done other stuff like humiliating rich men in public for cash, and acting as a professional girlfriend.
Vice: What is it about being a hooker that appeals to you?
Jane: It’s just a sexual fantasy of mine. I like it because it’s wrong, it’s taboo. I want to be treated like shit, to be seen as a sex object, and for men to use me as they please. I get off on the idea of compromising my dignity for money. But even though I enjoy being submissive, ultimately I still retain control, because everything I do I’m doing on my own terms. I’m putting myself into these contexts.
What was your first experience being paid for something sex-related?
About six months ago, I had a financial slave for a while. He was a middle-aged Asian man who paid me to hit him and humiliate him in public. Because it was the first time I’d ever done anything like this, I wasn’t super confident, and I don’t think I was exactly what he was looking for. But we met up a few times and he’d give me a couple hundred pounds to treat him like shit.
Tell us about your job as a professional girlfriend.
I recently found a guy on Gumtree.com advertising for a paid girlfriend. He’s a classical musician and regularly attends music events and concerts, and basically just wants to have a hot girl to bring along with him.
What does the job entail?
Just dressing up nice, going with him to these events, and being affectionate to him – like holding hands and kissing and stuff.
How much does he pay you?
For this I make £50 an hour. It’s not a massive amount but it’s more than most jobs and I enjoy it.
What do you think of Diary of a Call Girl?
I’ve actually never seen it. Funnily enough I haven’t seen much of the glamorised, media side of prostitution. I mean, I saw Pretty Woman when I was a kid, but I’m not dumb enough to think that film reflects the life of a prostitute in any way. Having incredible sex, being bought lots of fabulous clothes, and then giving up prostitution – that’s far from what I want. I want is to be humiliated and abused and treated like an object, because that’s the fantasy – to be paid for sex.
So you’re not doing it for the money?
No, I’m doing this because I enjoy it, and because of that I won’t feel pressured into doing anything I don’t feel comfortable with.
Do you ever get scared?
I haven’t yet. I take every precaution, and I’m a good judge of character. I feel just as safe doing what I’m doing as I do walking down the street in a mini skirt.
What’s the most recent job you’ve done?
A couple days ago I met with a guy who was looking for someone to take shopping and to model lingerie for him. We met at Harrods, we had champagne in the bar, and then he picked out lingerie for me to try on. As we walked around the store he wanted to hold my hand and put his arm around me a lot, but I didn’t have to kiss him. Then he watched me as I changed in and out of the underwear.
Was he hot?
I wasn’t into him physically, no, but I was turned on by the situation.
Did he buy you anything?
Yeah, I got a bra and a thong, which came to £442, and a pair of stockings, which cost £74. But I actually ripped the stocking as I was pulling them on. I’m not much of a lady to be honest.
Would you say you’re generally a horny person?
Ha ha, yeah, for sure. My horniness is tickled by all the sexy emails and texts I receive every day because of the job, but I definitely have the ability to relate even the most mundane things back to sex.
What are you into in bed?
Anything submissive, really. I like being spanked, being tied up, being blindfolded, and being made to feel vulnerable. I’m not actually that into pain, though. Recently I had a guy put clamps on my nipples and on my clit and I wasn’t into it.
Do you ever worry that you’re being naive, and that the reality of prostitution will be far different from the fantasy?
I guess I’ll only know if I’m being naive if it all goes horribly wrong, but I’m willing to take the risk.
Well, I hope you’re not being a total fucking idiot. Play safe, I love you!
KARLEY SCIORTINO
Reader Comments
September 2nd, 2009
What’s her contact number?
September 2nd, 2009
Is this you fantasizing again Alex. If you want to sell your arse go ahead, it’s none of our business. Take Ben with you, he sounds like he could do with a good shag. He needs to get out of the office more as he’s spending too much time at his computer trying to think up things to say on the threads.
September 2nd, 2009
Hahahahaha.
Bahahahahahahahaha.
Yeah, this’ll end in tears.
September 2nd, 2009
surely this is mocking all the people that actually have to do that because of their situation and do not in anyway enjoy what they do. this person is milking some ironic avenue of modern culture in a completely obscene, neurotic and overtly ostentatious way.
that is what one half of me thinks
the other thinks that it would be something i would definitely do if i was a girl, and is generally is pretty jokes
i really can’t decide
September 2nd, 2009
“surely this is mocking all the people that actually have to do that because of their situation blah blah…”
Dude, this is VICE. Have you ever read Vice before?
September 2nd, 2009
if you were a real friend, you’d put up her number.
September 3rd, 2009
Bitch has a snail trail. Also phone number and pictures of her face please.
September 3rd, 2009
It’s a bit annoying that someone like this thinks of prostitution as a fun fantasy, wheras in reality women and young girls are being forced into prostitution out of circumstance. Not cool.
September 3rd, 2009
this girl sounds like a dumb cunt
September 3rd, 2009
Contact details please? It’s my birthday in a few days….
September 3rd, 2009
Life is for living.. so whatever rocks your metaphorical boat.. Live and let live.. . Who are we to judge what other people do with their own lives.. Worry about your own happiness and leave people to their business unless they’re hurting others :o)
If I thought I could get away with it, thought I had the personality to live with myself easily afterwards.. I’d quite like the sound of it myself..
September 3rd, 2009
this woman is an idiot, but she needn’t worry. when she’s hooked on meth and not getting any business because nobody wants to fuck someone covered in lesions, daddy will pay for her to spend a few months in the priory then give her a nice job at his law firm where she can turn up and slack off whenever she likes and blow everything else that works there. he’ll probably buy some of her canvases as well because she’s an “artist”. then in a few years time she’ll admit that he “abused” her as a child because she’ll need to gain sympathy from the friends who phased her out for being so fucking annoying and obnoxious.
September 3rd, 2009
She’s a fucking feminist, you losers. How can you not see that? She’s using sex for pleasure, like a man does. She’s obviously intelligent–you can tell that by the way she speaks. Check Sasha Grey out if you think prostitutes / porn stars can’t be powerful, intelligent women.
September 3rd, 2009
That’s not intelligence, you fucking idiot. That’s just a decent middle-class education.
September 3rd, 2009
Recent statistics also show that around eighty percent of prostitutes have been sexually assaulted at some time and that, out of those, around forty have been raped on more than four occasions.
Stupid people think prostitution’s cool, which is cool. Cool people think prostitution’s a joke - also cool.
September 3rd, 2009
girl got some low self esteem
September 3rd, 2009
Poorly written shit. Wait, how’d I get here?
September 3rd, 2009
Cassie? I should have known!
September 3rd, 2009
my mate stephen wright wants your number.
September 3rd, 2009
horrible legs, she needs a bicycle.
September 3rd, 2009
I totally empathise with your situation. My housemate works in a revolting strip club but it wouldn’t surprise me if she took up one of the many offers she gets for paid sex. I also wouldn’t be surprised if some horny psycho followed her back to our house and fucking murdered us.Mentally she’s more vulnerable than she realises, and is also incredibly naive and stupid. Her bosses take advantage of her, and take bigger cuts of her wages than she thought they would. She believes what they say, the dumbass, when they keep chunks of her money to make her keep going back. It’s fucked up. She abuses herself and will most likely be mentally damaged by it in future. I don’t have a mumsy or prude attitude to sex but these situations are totally heartbreaking. I feel really sorry for your flatmate.
September 3rd, 2009
this is just made up nonsense for wankers to read
September 3rd, 2009
Agree with Amy. Apprently she lives in a squat where they are all destitute and hungry http://slutever.blogspot.com/
Wotevs! They are blatantly all spoilt rich kids who can run back to their parents whenever it gets a bit too much. It really takes the piss out of people who are in this situation through no choice of their own. Pathetic.
September 3rd, 2009
I was going to say the same thing, made up shit for readers to wank.
ps. belly hair, is it still in fashion?
September 3rd, 2009
spanking,yeahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
September 3rd, 2009
She’s saying that she’s doing it because she wants to. She’s got some good reasons. So why are we sitting here and doubting them?
Why is it so offensive to us that there might actually be a GOOD reason to do what she’s doing?
Because we’re idiots, that’s why. And we’re not really thinking.
September 4th, 2009
this is actually probably vice’s best interview,,
u guys give the girl a break ..she let some guy clamp on my nipples and on her clit (& she wasnt that into it)
i think she’s quite generous :)
September 4th, 2009
She’s got a much nicer body than any of the prossies I know. Number please?
September 4th, 2009
anyone can do what they want. brave to chase sensation into murky waters i guess. makes me feel old cos I can’t imagine wanting the buzz badly enough to take the risks. of which there are many.
the “i’m a good judge of character” quote would look grimly amusing on a tombstone.
she’s daft, definitely. ah well, you live and learn - that’s the hope anyway. good luck to you, nympho flatmate. it’s a nasty old world out there sometimes.
September 4th, 2009
ditto - girl got some low self esteem
September 4th, 2009
Oh boo hoo you guys!
Yeh some people have to sell their bodies due to desperate situations and some people have to work in call centres due to desperate situations, but some do it because they like it!
I’ve worked as a hooker for no other reason that it’s enjoyable, you get to meet varied interesting people, get some dirty fucking, and get paid ridiculous amounts of money! I don’t think she’s daft, as long as she’s careful and sticks to some basic rules that any callgirl will tell you.
I hope she enjoys herself, it can be amazing if you do it right.
September 5th, 2009
Show us her face.
September 6th, 2009
Seriously, u just need a fuck buddy. A seriously good one where you have no fucking rules and just fuck, and fuck, and fuck, ur gonna meet some disgusting guys out there, and once that doors open, it never be closed, even if u do come out of the game. Get a fuck buddy an someone who’s as into kinky shit, same as u.
September 15th, 2009
you would have thought if some guy can buy you expensive underwear you’d be wearing something better than that, what a douche.
September 27th, 2009
real great, i love prostitutes!!!!
October 10th, 2009
This is not prostitution. This is just a fetish of getting money for performing.
October 29th, 2009
snoozefest
October 29th, 2009
feminism is not “if a man can do it, so can i”, that’s fucking basic, read up on it. She’s gonna have a horrible experience, and i hope for her sake, she realises she’s being a twat, “it’s all on my term”, yeh i’m sure that’ll be the case when some violent ‘thugs’ gangrape her.
October 29th, 2009
Seriously wats her email/number. im up for it :-D
October 29th, 2009
enjoy your herpes!
October 30th, 2009
some vice stories are the shit. and some vice stories are just shit. this vice story happens to be a huge fucking waste of all of our time.
who gives a flying fuck about this story?
do you really enjoy reading this?
the next time you take a piss, do it in a cup, and then drink it.
it will probably be as important as this story.
and for the people involved in making this story available to us all, please enjoy your job because it was pointless in making this story.
some people laugh at people wearing suits.
what about the unshaven tosser in the supreme and AA gear probably half having a wank to one of terry richardsons photo stories and half pushing the publish buttons oh and probably half laughing at his did/didn’t comments.
that’s right douchey, you know who you are.
fucking idiots.
November 19th, 2009
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December 1st, 2009
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She’s hairy
January 12th, 2010
you all fucking suck you fucking cunts
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