The other day our friend Jose came into the office holding this business card that he’d found on the tube. At first glance it looked like some exercise in post-modern self-promotion from a bald British artist, but actually it’s much much better than that. The website printed on the back, ThatsMyFace.com, is a place where all your most self-obsessed daydreams can be realised. Ever wondered what you would look like as an old Chinese woman? Every Christmas do you wish you could give your niece a collection of dolls with your face to play with? Or give your mother a shrunken-head amulet of your dead father? How about a beautified version of your lover, mounted on a board as though you shot them in a forest? Here’s the place for that and more. Click through to see their convincing promotional video.
I think we’re going to make the intern get one of her head blown up like a giantess, caricatured, masculated, and Native Americanised.
JUSTIN MULCAHY
